u soock

In Soviet Russia, table flips you!

This world is terrible. Everything sucks.

No matter what I decide to rant about, I barely ever get 20 hits or more per day. This blog is a failure. Yes, A TOTAL FAILURE! ALLOW THE FAILURE TO SEEP INTO IMMORTAL SOUL, AS THE WORLD EXPLODES FROM THE SHEER AMOUNT OF “SUCK” THIS BLOG EMBODIES!Ā 

I’m done. There is no point in this blog if NOBODY’S LOKING! MY RANTS ARE FAR SUPRIOR TO HALF OF THE OTHER THINGS YOU SEE ON THEINTENET, WHAT WITH THIR AL CAPS AND OVRUSE OF BOLD OR LACK OF PROFADING!

AT LEAST I DON’T F***ING OVERUSE F***ING SWEAR WORDS EVERY FEW F***ING SECONDS IN A F***ING ATTEMPT TO MAKE ME LOOK F***ING BADASS.

BUT NOBODY EVER SHOWS UP ANYWAY! i’M DONE WITH THIS BLOG.gOODBYE FOREVER!!1!ONEONEELEVENTWELVE

Part of the TV Tropes Blog Hop (see the bottom of this post for the list of blogs taking part – free WordPress accounts can’t embed it, sadly).

Tropes used: Creator Breakdown, Emphasize Everything, Large Ham, Bold Inflation, Cluster F-Bomb, This Is for Emphasis, Bitch!, Subverted Trope, Hypocritical Humor. This entire post was directly intended to show an example of what a creator breakdown would look like on the internet, but we all know it doesn’t quite turn out like this.

This was written a month ago, so I find it quite ironic that the blog hop is happening in the middle of a hit spike. XD

…What, you thought I was being even the slightest bit serious?

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4 thoughts on “u soock

  1. Whew. For a second there, I thought you would spontaneously explode from despair-bred rage. Crisis averted.

    Wait…you ARE still alive, aren’t you?

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